Tuesday, May 29, 2007

COMMENT: What the halal?

I was sitting in a McDonalds store in Drummoyne munching on a fillet-o-fish the other day when I decided it was time to insult my intelligence. I grabbed a copy of the Daily Telegraph and came across a report by Luke McIlveen that former Guantanamo inmate Mamdouh Habib had been apprehended by police at another McDonalds store in Bankstown .

McIlveen quoted police sources on the reasons for arrest. He also quoted a staff member at the McDonalds. McIlveen then inserted the following piece of information:

McDonald's outlets in the area are certified providers of halal food, catering for the large Muslim population.

What the ... ? What was the relevance of that to the story? Did Habib get arrested for having bacon on his otherwise halal burger? Were the police officers upset because he should have been at the mosque saying his afternoon prayers? Did the slaughtered cow from Habib's hamburger resurrect itself and complain to the police about its flesh being eaten by a former terrorism suspect?

Perhaps McDonalds stores keep the Tele to remind patrons that there is one thing in their stores containing more superfluous fat than their burgers ...

© Irfan Yusuf 2007



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CRIKEY: How the tabloids made up the sample citizenship test ...


The Federal Government has today introduced a Bill to institute compulsory testing for Australian citizenship aspirants. And if we believe what we read in the tabloids, we already have a sample of questions that might be asked.

The Herald Sun and Daily Telegraph published sample questions on 18 May 2007, claiming they were

... [s]ample citizenship questions devised by the Federal Government.

The Herald Sun said it

... was given an exclusive insight into the likely content of the new test, to come into effect later this year.

Other News Limited tabloids also ran the “exclusive” sample questions. The Oz did not, and neither did the Fairfax press.

The Federal Government and DIAC were severely criticised in Crikey for the poorly drafted (and in some cases quite silly) questions. Muslim groups were also cited in the Daily Telegraph opposing the questions.

The Hez fired-up in its editorial section on 19 May:

Here's a quiz on Immigration Minister Kevin Andrews' 20-question citizenship test for would-be Australians: It is a) a good idea; b) xenophobic and unfair; c) a waste of time.

If you answered a) you would be correct -- because there is no reason migrants who want to be citizens should not have a basic knowledge of Australian history and values.

The proposed questions, revealed in the Herald Sun, serve an important purpose.

They concentrate the minds of potential citizens on the need to know who we are and why being an Australian is a privilege.

Yet the reality is that neither the Minister nor DIAC had anything to do with the so-called “exclusive” sample questions. The Senate Standing Committee On Legal & Constitutional Affairs grilled DIAC officials in Estimates hearings on 22 May.

Indeed, on page 56 of the Hansard record, Minister for Human Services Senator Chris Ellison cites Kevin Andrews as declaring that the questions were

... constructed by the newspaper ... we haven’t yet even constructed the questions.

Departmental Secretary Andrew Metcalfe confirmed that DIAC’s media unit ...
... did not talk to the media about any of those issues ...


... even adding that ...
... the term ‘journalistic licence’ presumably exists for a reason.

He said further:

The information I have is that the test that was published in the newspapers was entirely invented by the media, but it is clearly based - following some research - on statements that had been made by the Minister about the topic ... I think that it could all be traced back to someone sitting down and saying 'The Minister has talked about certain things; what would a test look like?' and it moved on from there. But as far as I know, what has appeared in the media does not represent the questions that would actually be asked in the test itself. Why do I know that? Because those questions have not yet been framed (emphasis added).
In other words, the tabloids made the whole sample test up, passed it off to unsuspecting readers as “exclusive” and “devised by the Federal Government” before getting plenty of mileage off the back of the community's outrage to the fictional questions.

A version of this was first published in the Crikey daily alert for 30 May 2007.

Words © 2007 Irfan Yusuf

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